I saw these quotes and they made me smile – so I decided to post them on here.
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
– Patrick Young
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
– Oscar Wilde
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
– Dave Barry